December 2011
90 posts
new year, new calendar
A new year shouldn’t be the reason for a new change.
trayceecook:
darius: i have bigger tits than you me: omg fuck you darius: when me: never darius: you mean forever
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Why aren’t you in my bed yet?
Girls always get the horny anons.
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HI GUYS!
I cursed out a Mexican worker at McDonalds the second I got off the bus.
going to NYC today with Kevin, David, and Quyntyn.
I love how when I first made a tumblr, no one wanted to smash me. But now, I suddenly got sexier from my followers and everyone wants to smash me.
Tumblr as an online dating service.
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SLUMBER PARTY WITH @KEVINISC00L AND @ISKEETEDON
whenever someone asks, ”what am I doing?”
I’m just gonna reply, ”I’m doing me”
dear santa,
i know it’s a bit late but..please?
HAHAHAHA ok.
If he talks to you while playing MW3, you're...
urblogsuxhaha:
lol jk he’s just waiting for a game.
ugh remember when……
The Change Up is one of the best movies, hands down.
Girls that laugh at my jokes.
urblogsuxhaha:
When I’m nice, people treat me like shit.
When I do good, I’m never noticed.
When I give, I don’t get shit back.
BUT
When I’m bad, I get all this attention.
When I treat people like shit, they treat me better than they ever did.
and I just wonder, what’s the point in doing good when in the end, it’ll just bite you in the ass?
When I step outside after a hot shower.
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What's the biggest pen in the world?
Pennsylvania.
Why isn't anyone on?
oh yeah because everyone got a life and I’m still here on tumblr.
His gifts for us can't fit under the Christmas...
Happy Birthday Jesus.
mahalkitax3:
Thank you so much for loving me when I felt like nobody else did. Thank you for carrying my cross when it was so much to bear. Thank you for listening to me in the middle of the night when i questioned about my life, my future, my doubts, and my constant fears. Most importantly, thank you for seeing something special in someone as unworthy as me. Merry Christmas.
I hate sitting on cold toilet seats.
But what’s worse is sitting on a warm toilet seat from other people’s butt warmth.
Merry Christmas from the East Coast!
If someone follows you and your life is "complete"
Yawning is contagious - even thinking about...
Don't get butt hurt.
urblogsuxhaha:
I hate when people take jokes so seriously. It’s not like it’s the end of the fucking world. Live a little, lol.
feeling like an idiot when I fall up the stairs.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put STFU...
What's the brightest day of the week? Sunday!
Get it!? SUN-day!?
WINTER BREAAAAAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So it snows 15 inches in New Mexico, which is one...
Somewhere in the deep pits of hell,
Kim Jong Il is having sex with Osama Bin Laden.
reading arguments on FACEBOOK
urblogsuxhaha:
reading arguments on tumblr
mocking people in a voice they don’t have
I wonder if people are being sarcastic when they say something nice about me.
when a teacher assigns homework even when class is...
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when a cute girl smiles at me