December 2011
90 posts
Dec 31st
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new year, new calendar
Dec 31st
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A new year shouldn’t be the reason for a new change.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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trayceecook: darius: i have bigger tits than you me: omg fuck you darius: when me: never darius: you mean forever
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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WatchWatch
Why aren’t you in my bed yet?
Dec 30th
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Girls always get the horny anons.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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HI GUYS!
I cursed out a Mexican worker at McDonalds the second I got off the bus.
Dec 30th
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going to NYC today with Kevin, David, and Quyntyn.
Dec 29th
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I love how when I first made a tumblr, no one wanted to smash me. But now, I suddenly got sexier from my followers and everyone wants to smash me. 
Dec 29th
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Tumblr as an online dating service.
Dec 29th
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SLUMBER PARTY WITH @KEVINISC00L AND @ISKEETEDON
Dec 29th
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whenever someone asks, ”what am I doing?” I’m just gonna reply, ”I’m doing me”
Dec 28th
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WatchWatch
dear santa, i know it’s a bit late but..please? HAHAHAHA ok.
Dec 27th
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If he talks to you while playing MW3, you're...
urblogsuxhaha: lol jk he’s just waiting for a game. ugh remember when…… 
Dec 27th
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The Change Up is one of the best movies, hands down.
Dec 27th
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Girls that laugh at my jokes.
Dec 26th
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urblogsuxhaha: When I’m nice, people treat me like shit. When I do good, I’m never noticed. When I give, I don’t get shit back. BUT When I’m bad, I get all this attention. When I treat people like shit, they treat me better than they ever did. and I just wonder, what’s the point in doing good when in the end, it’ll just bite you in the ass?
Dec 26th
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When I step outside after a hot shower.
Dec 26th
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What's the biggest pen in the world?
Pennsylvania.
Dec 26th
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Why isn't anyone on?
oh yeah because everyone got a life and I’m still here on tumblr.
Dec 26th
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His gifts for us can't fit under the Christmas...
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Happy Birthday Jesus.
mahalkitax3: Thank you so much for loving me when I felt like nobody else did. Thank you for carrying my cross when it was so much to bear. Thank you for listening to me in the middle of the night when i questioned about my life, my future, my doubts, and my constant fears. Most importantly, thank you for seeing something special in someone as unworthy as me. Merry Christmas.
Dec 25th
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I hate sitting on cold toilet seats.
But what’s worse is sitting on a warm toilet seat from other people’s butt warmth.
Dec 25th
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Merry Christmas from the East Coast!
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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If someone follows you and your life is "complete"
Dec 25th
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Yawning is contagious - even thinking about...
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Don't get butt hurt.
urblogsuxhaha: I hate when people take jokes so seriously. It’s not like it’s the end of the fucking world. Live a little, lol.
Dec 24th
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feeling like an idiot when I fall up the stairs.
Dec 24th
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put STFU...
Dec 24th
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What's the brightest day of the week? Sunday!
 Get it!? SUN-day!?   
Dec 24th
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WINTER BREAAAAAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 23rd
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So it snows 15 inches in New Mexico, which is one...
Dec 23rd
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Somewhere in the deep pits of hell,
Kim Jong Il is having sex with Osama Bin Laden. 
Dec 23rd
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reading arguments on FACEBOOK
urblogsuxhaha: reading arguments on tumblr
Dec 23rd
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mocking people in a voice they don’t have
Dec 23rd
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Dec 21st
I wonder if people are being sarcastic when they say something nice about me.
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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when a teacher assigns homework even when class is...
Dec 20th
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when a cute girl smiles at me
Dec 19th
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